Last Night

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Last night, as you already know, I was home alone, sipping red wine and writing a sex scene for my new story.

It doesn’t take a genius to imagine I was horny. I am a very sexual person and I haven’t had any action in over a year (not couting the artificial action I often give myself or I’ll go mad).

What did I decide to do?

No, I didn’t drive to a bar to pick a stranger up for a quickie. That does not attract me anymore. I had the adventures I wanted to have when I was young. Now that sounds meh!

I decided to watch porn. Why not? I thought. I hadn’t touched the stuff in so long and last night I was reminded exactly why: I fucking hate it!

It hasn’t changed. No matter what I put in my searches, trying to find something less crude and more sensual, I found myself screaming at my laptop.

As someone who struggled for a few years to develop a good relationship with sex itself, that pisses me off.

Books often commit the same sin. It’s hard to find an erotic book that doesn’t leave me screaming (not for the reasons the author would like) or laughing uncontrollably at the ridiculous situations.

DON’T YOU DARE SUGGEST 50 SHADES MOMMY PORN!!!

(I will stop now or I’ll be writing a full novel length rant here.)

It goes back to me writing what I would like to read and can’t find. Cue more inspiration.

For now, I’ll leave you with a link to a blog post that never fails to make me laugh (for all the right resons).

10 Things I Hate About Sex (Scenes)

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6 Comments Add yours

  1. bone&silver says:

    I hear ya. Did you search for Feminist porn? Made by all-female crews, from a female pleasure perspective? Hope it helps. I’m going to click on that link now (I have just begun writing erotic scenes myself, for a queer romance book I am vaguely trying to draft… it’s hard not to repeat the same words after a while!) ; )

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    1. DFMGhost says:

      I will try the feminist porn, thank you! It sounds exactly what I’m looking for.
      Regarding the link, it may not help you with words but it should give you great laughter! 😉

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  2. bone&silver says:

    *3 minutes later
    That link is FABULOUS!!! I can’t believe people write such terribly wrong anatomical stuff either. I need to follow that blog, thanks : )
    Are you gonna post a private link to your story when it’s done? I’ve seen other bloggers do that- we email you for a password so it stays private- I’d be happy to offer feedback xO

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    1. DFMGhost says:

      Hahaha! I’m glad you like it. I’ve read it so many times and I seem to laugh more with each read.
      I’m asking people I trust to beta read for me. I can send you a copy when I’m done. 🤗🤗🤗

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      1. bone&silver says:

        Wow I’d be honoured : ) xx

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      2. DFMGhost says:

        Thank you! 🤗

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